Tempered News

  • News Bulletin

    Sorry to interrupt the re-runs of the Bash Brothers in Action but we have an incoming news bulletin from the folks over at <Tempered>. A spokesman from the guild has asked that we warn all people out there to watch out for a rather shady looking...
  • It's cold outside...

    and it's not much warmer inside! Since the last report the intrepid adventurers of <Tempered> have been pushing forwards into the icy depths of the Frozen Citadel. Folks have been boned (bone spiked!), mind controlled, flung through the air...
  • Bosses, bugs and other b's

    *tap* *tap* Testing 1, 2. Is this thing on? *ahem* It may have been a while since we heard from <Tempered> but it certainly seems to have been a busy time with strange faceless wonders, bug swatting and ball chasing to name just some of the fun...
  • Cabalvision interference

    Alas, due to those technical problems we mentioned below, our live Gladzone with Bob Bremar and his special guest Tormin "Two-Fingers" Topknot could not be brought to you this week. This is a pity, as we heard that it was a fantastic episode...
  • Keepers Three & Four

    Due to a fluctuation in the space-time continuum, the snaps from the final two Keepers seemed to only arrive at our centre of journalism recently, despite being beaten into submission, ooh aages ago. We apologise for the laws of physics not working, and...
  • And in the Red Corner....

    ... representing the combined races of the Alliance, ready to meet the worst that Northrend can provide in gladatorial battle... we have <Tempered>. (... applause, cheers and shouts of appreciation from the crowd) "Yes, sports fans, I'm...
  • NOWTICE: Advenshurers Wanted

    The door to The Lame Duck tavern in Southshore banged open, letting the chill evening air into the crowded common room. An interesting mixture of smells - pipe smoke, roasting venison, beer and stale sweat took the opportunity to make a break for freedom...
  • Keeper Two

    Let's face it. The weather in Freya's garden is much nicer than the frigid environment of Hodir's cave. You can almost understand people being reluctant to venture in there when they can chill out in the garden instead. Nevertheless, the lure of a fun...
  • Keeper One

    It's gardening season. Armed with hoe and rake and scythe, we bravely set forth to till and cultivate the wild lands of Freya. Many wild roots were up-dug, mighty boughs were hewn, and order was brought to the cave. Just don't look too closely at that...
  • Come on, ya pansy!

    Possibly one of the most defining moments in Ulduar so far. Eeni: "There should be a boss up here somewhere" ./runs forward Kologarn: "NONE SHALL PASS" Eeni: "WTF?!" *a heavy thump and sounds of something resembling a hessian...
  • Crank it up

    Now that all the outdoor nuisances have been taken care of, this terrace might make a nice spot for a barbequeue! <Tempered> - Summer is a comin'
  • Pressed for time!

    Apologies for the lack of news lately - gnome journalists are pressed for time! Here's some screenies filling in important details in the meantime <Tempered> - failing to nerf work since 2006
  • Hmm.. Blue pill, or Red?

    There's a certain Matrix-esqe feeling to this shot - from the vertical marquee of glowing glyphs, to the red and blue sweeties in the bottom of the shot Is this the end? Do we now wake up in our own beds and believe whatever we want to believe? Or do...
  • A story in pictures

    I'd like to present to you all, a quick recap of our raiding in WotLK so far. This can probably be ably summed up in three photos. Gnomish efficiency! Picture One: We came, we saw, we beat stuff up, and we looted Here's a photo of us next to a loot chest...
  • Repelled

    Interesting Factoid: More members died to the post-Patchwerk "Frogger" event than on the entire clear to date. We actually encouraged certain individuals to aim for the oozes in the hope that that might help them to avoid them. A mass smurf-demotion later...
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